bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

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lusheur:

velvet-dawn:

strangelybeautifulworld:

velvet-dawn:

Finished hooooooorah

When you make the painting not only realistic but look better than the original photo… That’s art. That’s amazing.

Thank you!

i cant starring at it, it’s so good

lusheur:

velvet-dawn:

strangelybeautifulworld:

velvet-dawn:

Finished hooooooorah

When you make the painting not only realistic but look better than the original photo… That’s art. That’s amazing.

Thank you!

i cant starring at it, it’s so good

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my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:


THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

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teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

image

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vvorldwideweb:

im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

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laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god 

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i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

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ichbinunbesiegbar:

Hay this is Halifax! :)

ichbinunbesiegbar:

Hay this is Halifax! :)

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lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

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starkid-tribute:

laughingalonewithautoresponder:

gaymzee:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.

image

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